It’s been a minute since my last message.
Every time I sit down to write the story of Ray LaMontange (played by Bradly Cooper) falling in love against impossible odds, I find myself pleasantly distracted.
So instead of writing a complete volume of Ray LaMontange (played by Bradley Cooper) having weird alien sex with a lizard man, I’ve decided to jump back into the blog fray and share the experiences I’m having with anyone who cares to read about them.
Lot’s has happened since Slurpton and Ray lemontange (played by Bradley Cooper) came into my life.
Chiefly, I’ve spent a month exploring the bizarre magic of Ghana.
From Canopy walks.
To waterfall excursions.
Swimming to remote islands to collect sea shells.
And my time at Afro Nation.
Currently I’m dealing with a fairly ridicules case of hookworm.
Yup, I said Hookworm.
Over a hundred by my estimation, causing all kinds of havoc on my physical self.
Hookworms are little worms that grow from pooy sand.
Busuas pooy sand, specifically.
How they managed to swim into my feet and forearms, is beyond me?
Having them is a real nightmare.
These little worms are crawling around my skin freer than I can pass through Africa.
Making my skin feels like its going to explode.
Despite parts of me looking like Robert the Bruce’s dad.
My spirits are high.
I’m taking lots of medication to kill these hitchhikers.
400mg of Albendazole- twice a day, to kill the worms.
10mg of Primalan three times a day to reduce itching.
500mg of Cephalexin 4 times daily- for the skin infection I’m suffering from.
Which, no kidding, is making me less itchy.
Despite parts of me looking like I have leprosy, I feel pretty good.
So sit back, relax and enjoy these disturbing photos.
And a video.
Now, who’s hungry?